A plane's abt to crash - there r 5 ppl on it.
George bush, his wife, David Beckham, Osama bin Laden and a little boy.
But there are only 4 parachutes. Bush takes the 1st parachute saying " The elections are coming up, my ppl need me".
His wife takes the second and says "I have 2 daughters they need a mother".
Beckham takes the third, saying " My fans will be devastated if i die, my team needs me". There's only 1 parachute left, Osama looks at the little boy and says "Here you take it, I've lived my life, you've got yours to live".
The little boy looks up at him and says, "No its ok, there r still 2 shutes left". How? says Osama Little boy says, " Bush took my school bag"
